Here was an interesting conversation with a elder gentleman at Discount Tire recently.
Man: You got some twins there?
Me: Yes sir, I do.
Man: Are they fraternal (pronounced "furrturnal" or identical (pronounced "denical"))?
Me: They are actually fraternal.
Man: My mom was a furrturnal twin, ya know...
Me: That's great...
Man: You know what they say about furrturnals...they shouldn't have children....
Me: Oh really, why is that?
Man: Well, ya see, my cousin is really like my brother cuz his mom and my mom are furrturnal twins. The doctors told my mom and her sister that really shouldn'ta had kids cuz they'll end up with mutations (pronounced "moo-tations") like me and my cousin, who's also my brother, have.
Me: Oh, okay...I haven't heard that before. What kind of mutations are you talking about?
Man: Well, just all kinds of 'em that have to do with your genes...Ya see,we keep up with all the furrturnal medical technology and that's what they told us...
Me: Oh, I think my tires are ready.....(thinking to myself---what in the world just happened?)